To the person who stole my bike;
I adored that bike.
I am sorry to say but i have no other choice than to put a curse on you.
What this means i cannot tell you, but rest assured; it ain´t pretty.
Until the day i get my bike back, your life will never be the same again.
I hope you enjoy your newfound misery, you rotten motherfucker.
To everybody else;
I am offering 1000SEK and eternal gratitude to the person who brings my beloved back to me.
What you do to the person on my bike at the time you find it, i do not care, but i add some inspiration below for you.
I am sorry to say but i have no other choice than to put a curse on you.
What this means i cannot tell you, but rest assured; it ain´t pretty.
Until the day i get my bike back, your life will never be the same again.
I hope you enjoy your newfound misery, you rotten motherfucker.
To everybody else;
I am offering 1000SEK and eternal gratitude to the person who brings my beloved back to me.
What you do to the person on my bike at the time you find it, i do not care, but i add some inspiration below for you.
YOURS SINCER€LY, KIM.
